Election Day Update #3
Archie’s got a few bones to pick as well:
[NOTE: He did not approve the above pun.]
First of all, there are not enough dog-related issues on the ballot.
His two favorite slogans:
- Less Leashes, More Bitches
- Fixing is Breaking
And despite being born in Kentucky, he muttered something about shredding red state ballots and fouling the Mayor’s office.