Election Day Update #3

November 7, 2006

Archie’s got a few bones to pick as well:

[NOTE: He did not approve the above pun.]

First of all, there are not enough dog-related issues on the ballot.

His two favorite slogans:

  1. Less Leashes, More Bitches
  2. Fixing is Breaking

And despite being born in Kentucky, he muttered something about shredding red state ballots and fouling the Mayor’s office.