Human, Zombie or Cyborg?
In the not too distant future, (such as today), there will be three kinds of homo sapiens: humans, zombies and cyborgs.
And for the convenience of you dear reader, I will define each of them now:
Human: Basic off the shelf model. Probably has never broken a bone. Less likely to have a tattoo. Any piercings are strictly limited to the ear lobes and singular in quantity.
Zombie: Basic model upgraded with new parts from a cadaver (i.e., the dead). Bones, organs, blood, whatever works better. Parts can be upgraded due to injury or sheer vanity.
Cyborg: Basic model upgraded with synthetic materials. Rods, pins, screws, patches, plates, anything manufactured. Again, parts can be upgraded due to injury or sheer vanity.
Now of course, overlap will occur. You will find cases of Zombie Cyborgs. And Cyborg Zombies.
Me? I’m a zombie. I walk with the dead. In some sense, I am the walking dead. That’s right, step off mofo or I’ll kill you for your dead ass parts. I’ve been trying to get early admission to the transplant list for a while now. No luck.
Seriously, become an organ donor. Someone you love may need them.
(Or it just may be me.)