What do you call a slutty, abrasive, drunk, overweight person?
This is the question my wife and I found ourselves with one evening recently.
After a night of bar fun — watching the crowd with the grateful glow of love — we were greeted by an untimely sight.
I came up with the term: Hippoho.
My wife topped me with the term: Hipposlutami.
Going to hell? Yes.
I’m not the one who got gussied up in a outfit too small for me, got hammered at a bar and paraded around making an ass of myself.
Nope not me.