Jewish Nachos:
As far as I can remember, it was a big ol’ pile of french fries covered in sour cream, two kinds of melted cheese, beef chili, pastrami, red onions, pickles, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes and in case you were feeling healthy — a side of sliced fruit.

It was delicious, but absolutely unnecessary.

Note to self: Never take brunch recommendations from waitresses with bad dental work.